Everyday Comfort, Reliable Fit | 100% Pre-Shrunk Cotton | U.S. Sizing (S-5XL)
The Anyone Who Thinks My Story Is Anywhere Near Over Is Sadly Mistaken T-shirt is designed for everyday wear and a consistent fit. The fabric is pre-shrunk ring-spun cotton with durable stitching. Detailed measurements are provided in the size chart below to help ensure an accurate fit.
Measurements are approximate (tolerance ± 0.5"). Compare these to a favorite shirt measured flat: Chest Width (1" below armhole), Body Length (high point shoulder to hem), Sleeve Length (center back).
| Size | Chest Width (in) | Body Length (in) | Sleeve Length (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" | 15.63" |
| M | 20" | 29" | 17" |
| L | 22" | 30" | 18.5" |
| XL | 24" | 31" | 20" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" | 21.5" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" | 22.88" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" | 24.25" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" | 25.38" |
Orders are typically processed within 1-3 business days. Shipping estimates begin once the order ships. We ship via USPS and UPS within the United States. Tracking information will be sent upon shipment.
Note: Delivery timelines are carrier estimates and are not guaranteed, particularly during peak seasons.
We accept returns for refund or exchange within 30 days of delivery. Items must be in original condition: unworn, unwashed, with tags attached.
Free size exchanges are offered within the U.S. (subject to availability). For returns requesting a refund, original shipping fees are non-refundable.
Return labels are provided at no cost. Refunds are typically processed within 10 days of receiving the item.
To initiate a return, visit our Returns page or contact support@portatee.com.
How much will this Anyone Who Thinks My Story Is Anywhere Near Over Is Sadly Mistaken shirt shrink?
The 100% cotton fabric is pre-shrunk to minimize shrinkage. However, like most cotton garments, slight shrinkage (typically 3-5%) can occur if washed or dried with heat. Following care instructions helps maintain original sizing.
Do you offer gift options?
While we do not offer decorative gift wrapping, invoices do not display prices, so you can ship directly to a recipient. You can request a gift message during checkout if available.
What if my shirt doesn't fit?
We offer free size exchanges within the U.S. within 30 days of delivery. Please see our Returns & Exchanges page for instructions.
How do I track my order?
Once your order ships, you will receive tracking information via email or SMS. You can monitor the package via the carrier's portal or use our tracking page.
